Team CRUD Nicknames: “The Gambler” “The Georgia Redneck”
Date of Birth: 5/29/69
Place of Birth:
Job: Self employed and self edgubicated “Handy” man….
Children: yeah…a whole litter of young-uns.
Marital Status: Married 7 years to my half sister, I luv her!!
Favorite Non-Running magazine: NASCAR & Mullet for Success.
Favorite Movie: “Smokey and the Bandit”
Favorite musical performers: The little boy with the banjo in DELIVERANCE.
Favorite Keith excuse for a sucky race: Keith is my idol and I would never bad mouth him…
Craziest place I ever took a dump on a run: On top of my neighbor’s trailer.
Hobbies: Sitting around on the couch in my underwear and scratching myself.
Favorite non-running sport: Watching my kin folk on Jerry Springer.
Favorite quote: “Get over here little brother, I have somewhere you can put that!”
Short term running goal: Run all Summer without washing my drawers.
Long term running goal: Run a sub 24 hour Leadville 100, it always takes me multiple days.
Ultra pet peeves: What in tar nations is a peeve??
Years running ultras: 2 years
Number of ultras finished: I ran out of fingers to count on…
Most memorable ultra finish and why: The San Juan Solstice. Beating Neal O. by 2 HOURS. It's still a source of deep rooted satisfaction..
Favorite food/drink during an ultra: Moon shine.
Favorite trail: Any trail where I can hang my bare ass out…